A new rule

Dear Pupu

There is a certain kind of people I absolutely hate in this world. What they did is intolerable. They have no shame, no concern for the people around them and continue to degrade themselves despite scientific proven facts. If you're thinking of prostitutes, shame on you too!

I'm talking about smokers. Yes, they are the ones who cause the people around them to sniff in their second hand smoke. In fact, second hand smoke is more dangerous than first hand smoke. They do it for enjoyment, coolness and on top of all these, stupidity. I also noticed that most smokers tend to have sleepy eyes. If you put two smokers together and let them start smoking, they could struck a conversation easily and become good friends after a few moments.

If I ever became the prime minister or president, I would ban smoking immediately. All those who are caught smoking shall be imprisoned, even those who are in possession of cigerattes. And I hope that while they are showering in the prison, one of them would drop a bar of soap and this would happen :)

Hell yes~! Then they would not able to summon the enthusiasm to masterbate in the future.

Christmas

Dear Pupu

First of all, merry christmas. You've been a good friend to me ever since I started imagining you. Actually, I'm not a very christmas person. I do not really enjoy special holidays. To me, its just another god damn holiday. It has been raining alot lately. It was as if the country is in a cooler region, the rain would tun into snow and everywhere would already be piled by white snow.

The end of the year is approaching and I have been wondering what I have done for the year. Nothing. I did nothing but study and play. I felt no acheivements and satisfaction for the year. I could probably predict that the following year would pretty much be the same. Perhaps I put too much priority into study. The next time an opportunity presents itself, I should say 'yes'.

7 dedications for X'mas

Dear Ella

I dedicate these songs to you.

1. Quizas, Quizas, Quizas (Translation: Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps)
2. Without You
3. Melodies of Life (Final Fantasy IX theme song)
4. Suteki Da Ne (From Final Fantasy X, translation: Isn't it wonderful?)
5. Eyes On Me (Final Fantasy VIII theme song, also performed by Faye Wong)
6. Tonight I celebrate my love
7. Hotel California

I like playing the last four songs :D

Haji

Dear Pupu

Today is Hari Raya Haji. Usually sheeps or lambs are sacrificed. Oh no! What about my cute yang yang????

"I must quickly go into hiding! Aahhh!!!!"

It's a good thing Mcdull is here to save the day.

"Don't worry. I'm here to be with you."

Burn the shop

Dear Pupu

I've been missing for the past week. Dun blame me. I was suddenly abducted by space aliens and they brought me to the moon. Space monkeys appeared and they appeared to be habitants there. I was treated with moon bananas and forced to play with their games. After days of observation, the space aliens finally brought me back. I'm serious.

After I reached home, my sister asked me to go to the nearby photocopy shop to print a word document. When I stepped into the shop, the auntie was gossiping on the phone. She asked me what I wanted and I replied. She had a second line and answered it as well. Then she began talking again. I thought it was important and I waited. She asked me what I wanted and I replied, again. After 5 minutes, she finally put down the phone and told me her printer was out of ink. Then she continued to key in stuff into her computer, saying out the numbers loudly.

I was damn furious. I wanted to give her one tight slap. Besides that, I would also like to pour gasoline all over her shop and set it on fire. What a filthy bitch! She could have just told me that in the first place. And what's a photocopy shop doing without ink??????

Since today is friday, which means "Manga Day" for me, I shall not let myself be angry over an old and slimy bitch. Woohoo~~~~