Nightmares

Dear Pupu,

I've been having nightmares about my graduate applications. A few scenarios popped in my head when the admission committee is reviewing my qualifications.

Scenario 1:
"OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF APPLYING TO OUR SCHOOL????"

Scenario 2:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Everyone takes a while to calm themselves down.
"Oh man, that was good. I needed that."
They tossed it aside and looked at other applications.

Scenario 3:
"Aww.... We almost feel sad taking this person's application fee..... How sad."

Scenario 4:
Simon Cowell pinching his head and saying,"No. Absolutely no."

Scenario 5:
"Hmm.... Ísn't he from the country that banned chewing gum? Rejected!"

Scenario 6:
"Oh I'm sure he already has a PhD..... Permanent Head Damage that is! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

I'm terrified. Terribly.