Saturday, September 27, 2008

Research conclusion

Dear Pupu

I shall now conclude the end of my secret research that had being carried out many years ago. My research involved the observance and studying of behaviour pattern of men who are attached and those who are not attached. For convenience sake, I shall label men who are not attached as 'X' and the other group as 'Y'.

Here, we have to assume that most men are lecherous in nature. Logically, X's behaviour are usually lecherous compared to Y. This is probably due to the fact that Y are usually satisfied by their partners sexually. Y are usually less interactive and are avoidance in topics related to sex, sick jokes and beautiful girls. Most probably Y are already attached and they only see their partners as the only perfect soul mate one for them.

So in other words, X are lecherous in nature. They need to be controlled, and this can be done by bringing a control factor, a girl of their dream, to suppress their lecherous nature. Here, I have to consider the minority groups as well. These minority groups are 'men who are not attached and not interested in sex, sick jokes and beautiful girls', and ' men who are attached and yet they are still interested in sex, sick jokes and beautiful girls'. I shall label these groups as Xv and Yv respectively.

For Xv unfortunately, these are the people who society labelled as homosexuals. In layman's term, 'gay'. For Yv, I can only conclude that they either not sexually involved with their current partners, or they are unfaithful. So under such circumstances, we are able to identify unfaithful men. Of course we have to assume that sexually involved men are faithful to their partner. This concludes the end of my research.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mug

Dear Pupu

And so it came.... the long awaited recess week.... However, it has turned into a mugging week for me. With 4 tests to study, I only have about 2 to 3 days to study for one module. I've already planned and carried out my timetable. Basically I'll mug at least 8 hours a day. Yes! A bare minimum of 8 hours of mugging everyday keeps my guilt away. And I'm kind of slow in studying.... It may sound alot, but if u break it down, it actually can be done!

Morning: 3 hours

Afternoon: 3 hours

Night: >=2 hours

Night time studying would be a test of endurance. I still need to watch my anime, drama series and play my guitar and computer games. Oh! Speaking of which..... Heroes is back~!!!! Banzai~!!! Not only that, the new season of House is back too~! And a new series called Fringe is looking good!!! Basically Fringe is about pseudo-science and I think that it has a large capacity for ideas and twists.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Biting

Dear Pupu

After doing some calculations, I was shocked by the fact that I'm going to have 4 tests after recess week. On top of that, I also have to do my lab report during the week when I'm having my tests. Oh goodness..... I'm loving it. Woohoo~~ Gimme more!!!

So my friends and I have been talking about saggy boobs and biting boobs these days. I guess I'm not the only normal person around. Maybe I unconsciously influenced my friends. Muahahaha~!!!! I think I shall not go into the details here, otherwise this blog is going to become some kind of adult entertainment stories website. Desperate people will start to come, read and jack off. I dun want this kind of thing to happen.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

I'm yours

Dear Pupu



I'm going to learning this!!!!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Good show

Dear Pupu

Of all times MSN starts to fail. Damn it all. I intended to ask my fellow friend to send me some work related stuff because I need to hand in an assignment the following day. Well.... He can still send it to me via email, but he doesn't seem to be at home. So I have nothing to do now but to collect dust and rot.

I received an email about MSN going to be charged soon, that's why it cannot be accessed now. I wonder if it's true or not. Now that I think about it, MSN seemed to be very convenient for group discussions and quick flow of information. But now that everyone can't sign in, we can only rely on our handphones.

Today school was boring was usual, except for a few stuffs. One of the lecturers announced that there will not be a surprise quiz. Everyone in the lecture theatre (LT) cheered and praised him. Then he said that there will be a quiz next week. Almost the entire LT jeered and threw tantrum. I think I was the only one cursing and swearing.

After that during the toilet break, my friend saw the colour of a girl's undies when the wind blew up her mini-skirt. He almost clapped in joy. It's a pity I wasn't there to witness the event. So I guess that what happens when a girl doesn't wear some sort of short inside.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Wall.E

Dear Pupu

I had my grade 9 guitar test on last sunday afternoon. As usual, I panic and resulted in a few mistakes when I was playing an exam song. *Sigh sigh sigh* I think I should be able to pass. I'm finally moving on to grade 8 after spending months trying to prepare for that blasted exam. I hope I will be able to learn more inspiring songs.

I finally watched Wall.E. I think it was a great movie. It's so funny and touching towards the end. Wall.E was a very friendly robot. It waved at every other robot or human and introduced itself. Eve.A was cool too. It was touched by Wall.E's actions and fell in love with it. Even robots get to fall in love.

I think I got 3 or more tests coming up after recess week. I'm going to have a trauma soon......

My friend commented that I have a fine ass. I couldn't agree more.

I need my daily dosage of sick jokes, porn, tutorials, notes, physical pain and sight-seeing of babes to keep my sanity in line.

Friday, September 5, 2008

The war of mooncakes

Dear Pupu
I've been busy this week. The main reason was the programming assignment. We were asked to write a program that could do Simpson's 1/3 rule. Then as for bonus marks, we could also write a function that could do an exact integration of any polynomial. After spending nights trying to compile and solve the errors, I managed to do it with some help.

Mooncake festival is coming soon~! Do you know how mooncake festival comes about?

Once upon a time in China, all the mooncakes were divided into two clans: The Baked Skin Mooncakes and the Snowskin Mooncakes. Both clans had been fighting each other since the beginning of time, using toothpicks and ice-cream sticks. Their skins were torn and lotus fillings splashed all over the ground. No end of the war was in sight. Thus to strengthen the army, the Baked Skin Mooncakes clan created soldiers with double eggyolks and harder skins. The Snowskin Mooncakes clan created soldiers with different kinds of fillings and color of skin to confuse the enemy.


A decapitated Baked Skin mooncake soldier....


Unfortunately, more fillings was shed and both clans suffered severe losses. Then one day, a blacksmith mooncake forged a golden mooncake. The golden mooncake was imbued with power from the moonlight and grants its user infinite power. A brave Snowskin Mooncake (Champagne flavoured) traveled under harsh conditions, rough terrain and fought Baked Skin Mooncakes to reach Mount Mooncake, where the golden mooncake was placed. His white skin beared severe scratch marks and burns.

Finally with the power granted by the golden mooncake, the brave Champagne mooncake commanded both clans to end the war and declared that all mooncakes are equal. To celebrate and commemorate the dawn of peace, every year on the same day was declared as the mooncake festival when the moon was the brightest.

So there you have it! Now we know why there are different flavour of mooncakes and why we celebrate it during full moon.



Peace~